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Mark Zuckerberg looks shredded as in post-MMA training pic with Izzy Adesanya so Elon's screwed

Zucks to suck Elon.

Mark Zuckerberg is one shredded dude.

Zuck posted a photo with UFC superstars Israel Adesanya and Alex Volkanovski and the Meta founder is in legitimately great shape.

It's definitely a dick-swinging move by the Zuck, one directed at Elon Musk. The two have both kind of agreed to a UFC-esque cage fight that could be hosted in the Coliseum, though nothing is confirmed yet.

Commenters on the post are full of people that are shocked at Zuck's physique and say Elon should be sacking it.

"Guess Elon is gonna have to hide on Mars now," wrote one person.

"Tesla man gonna get folded," said another.

"Sheesh!" a third added. "I told them Zuck wasn't playing games!"

This beef turned real when Zuckerberg released Threads - a social media app similar to the Elon Musk-owned Twitter. Threads was released just a few days after Elon implemented a feature that limited the number of tweets a user could view in a day.

Elon received loads of criticism for it, with many saying it would be the death of Twitter. The feature was removed the next day but the Zuck probably smelt blood in the algorithm and released Threads.

Elon was not happy, threatening to sue Meta over the new app. In a letter sent by Twitter's lawyer Alex Spiro, Meta is being accused of hiring "dozens of former Twitter employees" to build a "copycat" app.

A Threads spokesperson said not one soul on their engineering team used to work for Twitter.

Elon also made it quite weird last week when he suggested the two have "a literal dick-measuring contest" after calling Zuck a "cuck". C'mon bro, keep it civil.

Elon also made it quite weird last week when he suggested the two have "a literal dick-measuring contest" after calling Zuck a "cuck". C'mon bro, keep it civil.

Before Threads actually dropped, the beef seemed pretty light-hearted. Musk replied to a tweet about Zuckerberg's Meta company starting what was then just a potential Twitter rival app.

"I'm up for a cage fight if he is," Musk tweeted.

Zuck screenshotted this tweet and posted it to his IG story with the caption: "Send me location". A Meta spokesperson confirmed to The Verge that Zuckerberg wasn't taking the piss.

The world deserves to see these two weird rich dudes genuinely scrapping MMA style. Please let it actually happen in the real world and not just in some virtual reality space the two collaborate on.