Hello my mystical beauties,
I'm Claire, Claire Voyant, darling. That’s right, I’ve got a sixth sense for all things astrology and to spread my starry wisdom wherever it's needed.
This year the stars are aligning to serve up some major big witch energy- and I just know you want to know what cosmic chaos, blessings, or plot twists 2025 has in store.
So, grab your iced matcha, crystals, and maybe a snack (or six), ‘cause we’re diving into all that woo-woo goodness for each sign.
No promises it’ll be all serious, but we’ve gotta trust in something to keep us going, right?
What does the universe have in store for me in 2025?
Aries (March 21 - April 19):
You’re kicking off the year with Mars Retrograde, which means things start slow - but don't be deceived. Buckle up, buttercup! 2025’s got you taking risks like a toddler on a sugar high. Your motto this year? "Why not?"
Spoiler alert: Sometimes, you should’ve asked "why?"
When things go sideways, try to destroy the evidence as quickly as possible… but remember, the internet never forgets.
Oh, and when your ex comes knocking in March, remember this... I said what I said.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20):
Taurus, your 2025 vibe is basically Netflix, snacks, and zero regrets. Sure, you’ll have those rare bursts of “productive energy” where you make a to-do list and then pat yourself on the back for just making the list - 'coz that's the same as doing it, right?
The second half of the year might feel a bit more grounded once Uranus moves into Gemini in July. But BFFR, it's only going to be a year of nothing unless you make it something, and we all know we're pushing that truck up hill.
Drink your wine and re-watch 'Schitt’s Creek' for the 50th time, you’re all good, doll.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20):
Your two-faced nature is coming out in full-force for 2025, but it's not always a bad thing. This year, you’ll be dishing out your wildest opinions like a tipsy aunt at Christmas.
Work hard in the first half of the year - it could lead to a new hustle or cement your legacy, and it looks like you’ll be a little cashed up by the end of the year. Remember me in your will.
After the September eclipse season, you’ll have some big epiphanies, chill out a bit and start using your powers for good. You’ve got the gift of the gab, so sharing your learnings will positively change the world around you.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22):
Grab your blanket, Cancerians - 2025 is all about curling up in your emotional cocoon. You’ll be overanalysing everything, from your ex’s last Insta post to the hidden meaning behind that random cloud you saw yesterday.
Don't worry, your moment will come... just as soon as you figure out how to escape your own feels. Maybe start by not replying to mum's texts in ALL CAPS.
Oh, and one more thing! Those 3am kebabs are not your friend, especially in April. You've been warned.
Leo (July 23 - August 22):
Listen up, Leo... listening? 2025 is your time to shine. And I mean shine like you’ve never shone before. You’re gonna be brighter than Eden Park lit up at a Coldplay concert.
I don't even need to tell you what the stars are up to this year. In your world, they're all orbiting around you anyways. So go forth, be fabulous and give that main-character energy. You already know all of this, obvi.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22):
This year’s got you running around rearranging your life when, honestly, you should be taking it easy. Your 2025 kicks off slow, but you’re still out here trying to make it busy. There’s always something to do, right? Maybe give yourself a break from perfecting the universe and go drink a coffee in some peace.
I know, I know... you’ve already critiqued what I just said and decided it’s rubbish. Classic you.
But seriously, give yourself the gift of grace this year. Plan an epic birthday week where all bets are off - you've got a romantic AF end to 2025.
Libra (September 23 - October 22):
2025 is your year of indecision. Is it time to go for a run? Scroll your phone for hours instead? Only you know… but also, no one really knows.
You’ll be dancing on the edge of every choice with zero clarity, but hey, at least you think it's cute and relatable. Just don't be the friend who "hasn't decided yet" for the millionth time. Try deciding something.
Asking you to actually do something might be asking too much, but at least think about deciding to maybe do something.
While you’re thinking about thinking about things, there's a major shift coming around relationships come mid-year. Weak connections will break and strong ones will grow. The key, though, will be to understand which is which. Find your balance and go forth!
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21):
Scorpio, 2025's got you in full drama mode... but, like, you’ll look hot doing it, so it’s all good. One minute you're angry at the world, and the next, you're plotting to take it over.
Maybe take a few deep breaths (not that you’ll listen to that advice). Just make sure your dark, mysterious vibe doesn't get you into too much trouble, or worse - actually get you caught.
The last half of the year is going to feel a bit more settled thanks to Uranus in Gemini, unless you know a Gemini, in which case… buckle up!
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21):
Hey, Sagittarius, congratulations on being all your friend’s favourite friend. That’s the only compliment you’re getting, so prepare yourself.
You’ll be jet-setting all year (or at least planning it), which is cute, considering you’ve probably been planning the same holiday for six months. Meanwhile, you’ll be sprinting through life with no thought of consequences, just hoping a good meme will get you through. Sure, you could change that... but nahhhh, she’ll be right. And hey, that works for you, you charming minx.
Heads up, you’ll definitely find the next thing to hyperfixate on and make it your entire personality in March, April, June, August, October, and November, so be prepared for THOSE phases.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19):
You know 2025’s gonna be all about grinding - whether it’s your career, side hustle, or even your partner(s) of choice. You might miss out on a few parties ‘coz you’ll be too busy being the real MVP behind the scenes... But even workaholics need a break, so make plans to travel! You’re not actually going to book anything, but at least you can tell people you’re working on it.
Maybe 2025 will be the year you start pretending to take it easy… or at least telling yourself that while you’re still running full steam ahead.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18):
Hey Aquarians, 2025’s not ready for your particular flavor of genius, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t run at it with full force. Just be aware of having the wool pulled over your eyes - I could tell you Uranus is in relapse so watch out and you’d believe me.
It’s not, Uranus is very nice, and right where it should be.
Anyway, you should be looking inwards until the end of February, and don’t get totally back on your bullshit until Venus back flips into Pisces at the end of March.
Yes, back flipping is the technical term, don’t Google it.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20):
2025’s got you feeling all the feels, Pisces. You’re deep, you’re complicated, and no one really understands you… but that’s okay, 'coz you’ll still manage to pull everyone in with your charm.
Watch out for the March lunar eclipse in Virgo. It is here to fk you up, take no prisoners, and if you don’t deal with it then and there, it’s circling back in September. I'm talking a gross ex or pushing too hard to get a new PB at the gym (or the pub, the stars didn’t specify).
You dream a little too much, so now is the time to get a little more practical. Invest in skills you'll actually use and people who are proven to have your best interests at heart.
And, no, don’t text your ex. Just don't.
The new year has come in hot but no matter your sign, you'll always be hotter. Love and light! x
