A bit of a slow burn, but boy does this story just get better and better as time goes on.
A listener flicked this timeless yarn through to our inbox and we just had to share it with all of you. It literally put Jay onto the floor basically in the foetal position for at least five minutes.
Check out the video up top as Dunc guides us through the plight of an American food critic caught up as an accidental judge for an Indian curry cooking competition, where he quickly found out he just couldn't hang.
In. Stitches.