We all have that one out-the-gate mate.
Nickson is notorious for stirring the pot and creating his own 'facts'. So we thought we'd start 2023 with a clean, honest slate.
Here are the best of the worst of Nickson's lies from 2022:
Nickson invented the word skuxx
Rangiora only has 10 people
Garlic is like a poncho - you think it's useful but you'll never use it
2011 Meg was into Nickson
Not everyone in Aotearoa knows what uber is
Gilligan's Island is about a brother and sister having a baby together
Man flu exists
Feijoas are the seagulls of fruit
The only time people drink full-sugar coke is in a food court
The worst word he has ever said is 'camp'
Your soul mate is with somebody else and it's your job to break them up
Nickson put the bandana around the Nek Minnit guy's head
iRobot is a documentary
He knows ghosts are real because he gets shy in the shower
He has only ever seen his own nipples and Sarah's
Touching someone's garden is like touching someone's missus
You can't make friends after 28
Finland doesn't exist
Anna Faris is banned from visiting New Zealand and the order to do so was written and signed by John Key
Steph got attacked by a horse
We'll definitely miss working alongside Nickson during Breakfast but luckily he's not going too far! You'll be hearing him alongside Steph & Sharyn on our brand new Edge Afternoon show, where we're sure he'll come up with some more wild statements. Find out all about our new shows here!